Well, I suppose when you really get down to it, I'm just as guilty of being part of the media-machine as everybody else...
Unless you've been
living under a rock in a coma, I'm sure that you know that Anna Nicole Smith has checked out a little early and is... um...
dead. Look folks, the death of Anna Nicole is
NOT a national tragedy and while we're at it, let's just "
86" those Marylin Monroe comparisons. The media's coverage of this whole "event" is nothing sort of fucking absurd, but awkwardly amusing at the same time. So far, I've seen all sorts of clips of Anna Nicole from her Playboy days, scenes of her in court, scenes from her reality show, but strangely, nobody has shown clips of her breakthrough performance in
Naked Gun 33 1/3. Oh well. I suggest during this whole week of
Anna Nicole Mourning, you should make somewhat of a half-assed effort to rent it and watch her work her cinematic magic along with everybody's favorite NFL Pro killer, O.J. Simpson as well as Elvis Presley's former wife.
If you're not really feeling renting
Naked Gun 33 1/3 or if you never cared much for her Playboy videos, or if you hated her reality show and
Bobby Trendy got under your skin; here's the perfect video for you. Some douche-bag with a camera sold this video of Anna Nicole's last moments and failed CPR resuscitation to Entertainment Tonight for a tasty $500,000. Here's the clip as it aired on German television. Enjoy and don't forget to take your Trim-Spa!
