Talk About A Crazy Trip

So here we have a family; mom, dad, and two daughters and they're celebrating the younger daughter's birthday over a delicious steak dinner. Little did they know, but the bottom round they purchased from Walmart was tainted with lysergic acid diethylamide, known to most as LSD. It wasn't long before the family was taking an unplanned flight high amongst tangerine trees and marmalade skies. As if things couldn't get more surreal, it turns out that mom was pregnant, and guess what? She went into labor and had the baby while TRIPPING ON LSD. Holy shit! First and foremost, the baby was born healthy, and the family has since come down, and life is (hopefully) returning to normal. I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to give birth let alone to give birth whilst on acid, but I'm sure it's gotta be one hell of an terrifying and exhilarating experience.

Note to self; start buying meat at Walmart.